Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrids canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said, "Tapas again ! If i get tapas one more time for lunch im going to jump off the top of the stadium." Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again ! If i get burritos one more time im going to jump off too " Beckham opened his lunch and said "Ham and Cheese again ! If i get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, im jumping too. " The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death. Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping, she said, " If id known how tired he was of Tapas i never wouldve given it to him again !" Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, " I couldve given him tacos or enchiladas ! i didnt realise he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at Posh Spice. " Hey, dont look at me !" she said , " He makes his own lunch."